ARES
"God of War"
(Air’-eez)
Age: As old as war.
Location: On the battlefield, baby. Always.
Quote: Kill it dead.
About Me: The world’s premier fighter. If you got a problem with that, call me out and see how long you last.
Who I’d Like to Meet: I’d like to fight Napoleon. He was a little guy, but he knew how to run an army. That Chinese dude Sun Tzu was cool, too. I’d like to have a fight with him.
Interests: Guns, swords, knives, spears, armor, tanks, heavy artillery and motorcycles. All at the same time, if I can.
Music: Hard rock. Heavier the better.
Film: Saving Private Ryan. Fight Club.
TV: Television is for sissies. It’s not nearly violent enough!
Books: Jane’s Military books, the big coffee table versions with lots of glossy pictures of tanks and missiles!
Heroes: Genghis Khan, Attila the Hun
Status: Dating Aphrodite, but don’t tell her husband. That creep Hephaestus don’t deserve a girl like that.
Hometown: Anywhere that’s going to war. I like Sparta and Washington, D.C. especially.
Favorite Drink: Red wine, because it’s the color of blood.
Body Type: I’m built, man. I keep in shape. What do you expect from the God of War?
Occupation: Starting major conflicts.
Education: I was studying war before West Point was even founded.
Location: On the battlefield, baby. Always.
Quote: Kill it dead.
About Me: The world’s premier fighter. If you got a problem with that, call me out and see how long you last.
Who I’d Like to Meet: I’d like to fight Napoleon. He was a little guy, but he knew how to run an army. That Chinese dude Sun Tzu was cool, too. I’d like to have a fight with him.
Interests: Guns, swords, knives, spears, armor, tanks, heavy artillery and motorcycles. All at the same time, if I can.
Music: Hard rock. Heavier the better.
Film: Saving Private Ryan. Fight Club.
TV: Television is for sissies. It’s not nearly violent enough!
Books: Jane’s Military books, the big coffee table versions with lots of glossy pictures of tanks and missiles!
Heroes: Genghis Khan, Attila the Hun
Status: Dating Aphrodite, but don’t tell her husband. That creep Hephaestus don’t deserve a girl like that.
Hometown: Anywhere that’s going to war. I like Sparta and Washington, D.C. especially.
Favorite Drink: Red wine, because it’s the color of blood.
Body Type: I’m built, man. I keep in shape. What do you expect from the God of War?
Occupation: Starting major conflicts.
Education: I was studying war before West Point was even founded.
Distinguishing Features: Biker leathers, Harley Davidson, sunglasses and a stinking attitude.
Now: Can be found riding his Harley around the suburbs of LA. One of those gods who could pick a fight in an empty room.
Then: Back in the day, this son of Zeus and Hera used to be inseparable from his shield and helmet. Fought on the side of the Trojans during the war of Troy, but, frankly, has been involved in every minor skirmish since Goldilocks told the three bears that their beds were a little uncomfy.
Symbol: A bloody spear, a wild boar (the animal with the nastiest attitude)
Roman Counterpart: Mars
Now: Can be found riding his Harley around the suburbs of LA. One of those gods who could pick a fight in an empty room.
Then: Back in the day, this son of Zeus and Hera used to be inseparable from his shield and helmet. Fought on the side of the Trojans during the war of Troy, but, frankly, has been involved in every minor skirmish since Goldilocks told the three bears that their beds were a little uncomfy.
Symbol: A bloody spear, a wild boar (the animal with the nastiest attitude)
Roman Counterpart: Mars